The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
i would honest to god rather melt in a fire than have harry styles think ill of me because i acted like a total asshole just for a (forced) picture to show off that i met him
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
nialls such a fucking pussy when he dumps the water on himself but that white shirt sticking to that pasty princes body just really kills me
HEY dont you call him a pussy ill tell harry to fuckin tweet your ass and youre gonna regRET THAT
chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to
dogs run everywhere around me
a black supermodel can go missing and there is no coverage on it whatsoever but you’ll be sure to hear about the white child who shoved a berry up her nose on the 6 o’clock news